Does someone you know always get Port and Starboard/Left and Right confused?
Why not buy them a cheeky pair of these shoes.
Each pair has one shoe with PORT on the side of it with a red sail on the front and the other has STARBOARD on it with a green sail on the front.
Easy to slip on and very comfortable.
Terrific secret santa for that marine person in your life.
Sizes are LADIES sizes 6 - 7- 8 - 9 - 10 and come in WHITE only.